Dear Emoji CEO,
Firstly we just wanted to say kudos on having such a cool job… out of curiosity, what degree should one obtain/prerequisites does one need to acquire to land a gig at Emoji HQ?
Secondly, snaps for the 300 new socially diverse emojis that were made available through the iOs 8.3 update. We were happier than a bird with a French fry to see at long last the inclusion of same sex families, diverse skin tones and additional national flags, well done. But quick question… Y U NO have red heads? Were Ginger Spice and Ron Weasley not enough to point out the prominence of red heads in our beautifully diverse society?
While your recent update has seriously strengthened our emoji game, we have some suggestions for the next update, which would eliminate many of the texting perils that every Active Living MNB girl is faced with on the daily…
Because the green apple + cocktail emoji is not an accurate representation of the post workout beverage we were trying to depict. Green juice is the new coffee…
Because the only thing that comes close is the snooze face, but we’re not catching zzz’s… we’re getting zen.
Because thumbs up is so ’98.
Because there is so much more in our move repertoire than ball games, extreme snow sports and archery…
Because there is no other way to illustrate the pain we experience trying to pry our aching muscles out of bed after leg/glute day.
Because you can’t do half as much with yams and eggplant as you can with kale! Kale for president!
Because that face. Plus, who doesn’t love a pug?
Because on the days when we feel like we’re walking on sunshine, the singular speck of sparkle simply does not suffice.
Because give a girl the right (comfort) sports bra and she can take on the world!
The LJ Girl
Because it’s the perfect epitome of a Sporty Sister! Head-to-toe, she’s ready to go!
Because we Move Nourish Believe all day, err’day!
WHAT EMOJI ARE YOU DYING TO SEE?